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  AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor
   to have sex again.
   

  DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
   

  FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper
  distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
   

  FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the
  strained carrots.
   

  FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
   

  GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even
  though they're sure you're not raising them right.
   

  HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
   

  IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
   

  INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do
  everything we say.
   

  OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
   

  PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
   

  PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing
  dry shoes into it.
   

  SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
   

  STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it
  and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
   

  TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
   

  TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to
  make those familiar grunting noises.
   

  VERBAL: able to whine in words
   

  WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house