> Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in front of God, who
> said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
> send you to Heaven or Hell.  After all, your contribution to society by
> putting a computer in almost every home in America is just enormous.  
> Yet you created that ghastly WINDOWS.  I'm going to do something I've never 
> done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

> Bill replied,  "Well, what's the difference between the two?"

> "I'll let you visit both places briefly, to see if  the experience
> will help you to decide."  offered God.

> "Fine, but where should I go first?" asked Bill.

> God replied, "I'll leave that up to you."
 
> "Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."  So Bill went to Hell. It
> was beautiful:  Clean, sandy beaches with clear water and lots of beautiful
> women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
> The sun was shining; the temperature perfect.  Bill was very pleased.
> "This is great," he told God. "If  this is hell, I really want to see heaven."

> "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds
> with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice,
> but not as enticing as Hell.

> Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

> "Hmmm........ I think I'd prefer Hell," He told God.

> "Fine," answered God, "as you desire."  So Bill Gates went to Hell.

> Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he
> was doing in Hell.  When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall
> screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured
> by demons.

> "How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

> Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment.
> "This is awful. This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't
> believe this is  happening.  What happened to that other place, with
> the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the
> water????"

> "Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1.  This is Hell 95."