Real Headlines

               1.Include Your Children when Baking Cookies 
               2.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert
                  Says 
               3.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
               4.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers
                  Should Be Belted 
               5.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 
               6.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
               7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 
               8.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 
               9.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
              10.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 
              11.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
              12.Eye Drops Off Shelf 
              13.Teachers Strike Idle Kids 
              14.Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 
              15.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax 
              16.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 
              17.Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
              18.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
              19.Stolen Painting Found by Tree 
              20.Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in
                  Checkout Counter 
              21.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10
                  Years 
              22.Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved
                  One 
              23.War Dims Hope for Peace 
              24.If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a
                  While 
              25.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
              26.Deer Kill 17,000 
              27.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
              28.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
              29.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds
                  Dead 
              30.Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
              31.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
                  Group 
              32.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
              33.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
              34.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
              35.Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire 
              36.Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 
              37.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
              38.New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 
              39.Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors