Random Thoughts
 
 1.  Life is sexually transmitted.
 2.  Kids in the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the back
     seat cause kids.
 3.  It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop
     at the end.
 4.  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no Lifeguard.
 5.  Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
     around the Sun.
 6.  The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
     the bathroom.
 7.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
 8.  Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.
 9.  When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else
     decide to play chess?
 10. If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your parachute.
 11. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
 12. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 13. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 14. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 15. It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
 16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.