SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you
guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and 
then today you expect me to
show it to you!"

THE VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can
you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that
consists of "yes/no" type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, 
removes a coin and starts tossing the
coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately 
throwing the
coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and
asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour.
But I'm rechecking my answers.


THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided
to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and
wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown 
bag behind the big
oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed, The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 
in a brown
bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag
was the following note...
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
another!"