You may want to scan your computer, now, for any one of the following:-

COLIN POWELL VIRUS:
Makes its presence heard, but doesn't do anything. Secretly, you wish it
would.

HILARY CLINTON VIRUS:
Files disappear only to reappear mysteriously a year later in a
different directory.

O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS:
You know it's guilty of trashing your system, you just can't prove it.

BOB DOLE VIRUS:
Could be virulent, but its been around too long to be much of a threat.

BOBBITT VIRUS:
Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then re-attaches it, but that
part never works again.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,then slowly expands back
to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS:
Every three minutes it tells you what a great service you're getting.

MCI VIRUS:
Every three minutes it reminds you're paying too much for the AT&T
virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS:
This revolutionary virus doesn't horse around...it warns you of
impending hard disk attack....one if by LAN, two if by C.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:
Never identifies itself as a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an
"electronic micro-organism".

ROSS PEROT VIRUS:
This pesky little thing activates every component in your system just
before the whole thing quits.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS:
Could be a virus, but refuses to run.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS:
Their is sumthing rong with yor komputer, but ewe can't figyour out
watt.

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS:
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS:
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which
doe spractically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most
important part of your computer.

GALLUP VIRUS:60% of the PC's infected will lose 30% of their data 14% of
the time. (plus or minus a 3.5 margin of error)

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:
The computer locks up, and the screen splits in half with the same
message appearing on each side of the screen. The message says that the 
blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:
It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs.....no new files!" on the
screen.
It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new
files, then blames it on the congressional virus.

AIRLINE VIRUS:
You're in Denver, but your data is in Singapore.

PBS VIRUS:
Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS:
Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

HEALTHCARE VIRUS DETECTOR:
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill
for S4,500.