**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not
open it.

This one is nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,

but

it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It
demagnetizes the stripes on all of your credit cards. It reprograms your

ATM

access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your

phone

auto dial feature to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will
mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. (For God's
sake, are you listening?!?!)  It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table
when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and
your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their rendezvous to your Visa card. It will
cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is fun only
until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all
your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable
misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it

will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**