Merry Christmas everyone. Here is some relative humor to go with it.


  THE TWELVE BUGS OF CHRISTMAS - Author Unknown
  (Tune: The Twelve Days of Christmas)
  
  For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
       See if they can do it again.
  
  For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
       Ask them how they did it and
       See if they can do it again.
  
  [...]
  
  For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
       Tell them it's a feature
       Say it's not supported
       Change the documentation
       Blame it on the hardware
       Find a way around it
       Say they need an upgrade
       Reinstall the software
       Ask for a dump
       Run with the debugger
       Try to reproduce it
       Ask them how they did it and
       See if they can do it again.