SEMINARS FOR MEN: Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status (and even those who aren't). Please note, the names of some of the courses have been changed. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is mandatory. 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You Can Do Housework Too 3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4. How to Fill an Ice Tray 5. We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. GIVE US MONEY. 6. Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks") 8. Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception. 9. How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong 10. Get a Life - Learn to Cook. 11. Spelling - Even you can get it right 12. You - The Weaker Sex 13. Reasons to give Flowers 14. How to stay awake after sex 15. Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom 16. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb. 17. #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try #102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower 18. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please 19. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet") 20. Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S. 21. The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous 22. How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost 23. The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency 24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex 25. Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes 26. Changing your Underwear - It Really Works 27. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 28. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver 29. Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home 30. Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary 31. The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary 32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. If you mail to original@clarinet.com, it makes sure that your joke is tagged as your original work, and thus eligible for the RHF comedy awards. Always attribute the source of a joke, whether it's you, or somebody else.