Women's Compact Instruction Book
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Never do housework.  No man ever made love to a woman because the house
was spotless.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?  You shut the door.

So many men.  So many reasons to not sleep with any of them.

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.

Never let your man's mind wander, it's much too small to be let out alone.

Never sleep with a man who has named his penis

Go for a younger man.  You might as well, they never mature anyway

Men are all alike.  They just have different faces so you can tell them apart

Bachelor - a man who missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too
old for it

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It
means you laugh at his

Sadly all men are created equal

When he asks if he's your first, tell him "maybe, you look familiar."