You might be an Aggie if...
* the first two questions you ask on the first day of class are "Do you
  curve?" and "Is the final Comprehensive?"
* you ever considered asking  your roommate to commit suicide so that
  you could get a 4.0
* you think Spring Break begins Wednesday of the week before
* you  think the Thanksgiving holidays begin on Tuesday
* your biological clock goes out of whack when we play t.u. someday
  other than Thanksgiving
* you've attended more than two parties in one night where there
  were at least 15 kegs of beer
* you've ever made that funny noise as a foul ball rolls down the
  net behind home plate
*  you bought and proudly display the pitcher your ring was dunked in
*  your favorite section in the Batt is "Police Beat"
*  you refer to anyone who is in any way against bonfire as a
   "hippie, liberal, tree-hugging communist wacko"
*  you've ever stayed on campus for an entire weekend because you were
   afraid if you left you'd lose your parking space
*  you know that a 2-percenter is not someone who enjoys low-fat milk
*  you refer to the Fish lot as "B.F.E."
*  you yell "Pick it up!" when people drop cups or plates in a restaurant
*  you've ever stuck a cup or plate to the bottom of a table with
   something that resembles whipped cream
*  when buying a pitcher of beer, you moan "I remember when I could buy
   a pitcher for $1.50!"
*  you lived at least 4 years of your life in a city with no downtown
*  you think all hitchhikers are Aggies because they're giving you
   the Gig 'Em sign
*  you've ever said, "2.0 and go!"
*  you looked inside your diploma tube before you sat back down "just to be sure"
*  you've ever charged people five bucks to park in your front lawn
   for a football game
*  you're on a first name basis with the people who give out parking tickets
*  you still don't know where the hell Hotard is
*  every time the lights go out in a room you look amorously at the person next 
   to you with puckered lips while desperately trying to flick your bic.
*  you have the urge to pull out your "grodes" on business casual day.
*  you stand in the middle of your living room when the Aggies are
   playing, even if the TV isn't on.
*  after attending the U-2 concert you look at your Aggie friends and
   say, "They still wouldn't win a half-time."