Three college women had a very late night drinking.
 
They left in the earl morning hours and went home separately.
 
They met the next day for coffee and to compare notes about who was
drunker the night before. 

The first gal, an Aggie,  claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove
straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door,
I blew chunks." 

To which the second gal,  from UT, replied, "You think that was drunk? I got
in my car, drove out of the parking lot and wrapped my car around the first
tree I saw." 

And the third, a Baylor-ette,  proclaimed, " I was by far the most drunk. I
got in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the 
whole house down!" 

They all looked at each other for a moment. 

Then the Aggie gal said, "Ladies, I don't think you understand. 

Chunks is my dog."