An Aggie was down on his luck and in order to raise some money, he
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.  He went to the
playground and grabbed a kid and took him behind a tree and told him
"I've kidnapped you".  He then wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped
your kid.  Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it
under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the
playground.  And signed it "An Aggie".    The Aggie then pinned the
note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Aggie checked and sure enough a paper bag was
sitting beneath the pecan tree.  The Aggie opened up the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said "How could you do this to a fellow
Aggie?"    ;-)